Bad Gas



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Dzogvi Gzboli

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In article <[email protected]>,
[email protected] (Scopophobic) wrote:

> I get it all the time. Should I just stop eating?

Gzboli comments: No, do not stop eating. Learn to fart silently with a cherubic smile on your face
when someone in your presence expresses bigotry, insolence, or intolerance. This is a little
appreciated and much under-practiced form of social comentary. Enjoy.

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Scopophobic

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>From: Dzogvi Gzboli [email protected]

>
>Gzboli comments: No, do not stop eating. Learn to fart silently with a cherubic smile on your face
>when someone in your presence expresses bigotry, insolence, or intolerance. This is a little
>appreciated and much under-practiced form of social comentary. Enjoy.
>

I dont hang around with such people. However it was so bad on Thursday, I didn't even go to the gym.
It smelled like something crawled up my ass and died.

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Mouldy Mouse

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[email protected] (Scopophobic) wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
> I get it all the time. Should I just stop eating?

Try this for a couple of weeks:

Give up all dairy, fruit, and things made from grains (and probably potatoes), Restrict your legumes
to lentils, (split) peas, and adzuki beans - and have a smallish serve or two per day.

If this settles the gas, then slowly introduce other things back over a few months and see what you
can get away with.

Let us know how you go.
 
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John 'the Man

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[email protected] [email protected] [email protected] Once upon a time, our fellow Scopophobic
rambled on about "Re: Bad Gas." Our champion De-Medicalizing in sci.med.nutrition retorts,
thusly ...

>I dont hang around with such people. However it was so bad on Thursday, I didn't even go to the
>gym. It smelled like something crawled up my ass and died.

Sounds like, you and Mark D have something in common.

Something crawled up his ass and died. But, perhaps in Mark's case the bug is still biting him
in the ****?

Ha, ... Hah, Ha!