Beer turns men into women?

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  1. yorkshireman

    yorkshireman New Member

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    National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.





    Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.


    To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period.





    It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:



    1) Argued over nothing.
    2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
    3) Gained weight.
    4) Talked excessively without making sense.
    5) Became overly emotional.
    6) Couldn't drive.
    7) Failed to think rationally.
    8) Had to sit down while urinating.




    No further testing was considered necessary.



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    haha, halarious....
     
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    lovesafron New Member

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    Okay it is so so.....
     
  6. rockinrocker

    rockinrocker New Member

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    I found it pretty funny
     
  7. raphie

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    I find this joke very amusing. One of the funniest I have read so far. Post more jokes man. hahahaha
     
  8. Vanden

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    Living in Michigan shows that this is true time and again.
     
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