Begining of a lance/sheryl breakup



In article <[email protected]>,
[email protected] says...
> cat6 <[email protected]> wrote in
> news:[email protected]:
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> > http://entertainment.msn.com/music/article.aspx?news=164626
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>
> I noticed during the last stage after Lance had won, Sheryl said something
> to Lance and Lance just kind off blow her off. That didn't seem like a
> very healthy relationship. Something is missing.
>

I see a new profession in your future -- long-distance relationship
counselling. You could watch a 3 second video clip of the couple, and
then give them advice on their relationships.

Whaddayathink?

Rick
 
espressopithecus <[email protected]> wrote:
> In article <[email protected]>,
> [email protected] says...
>> cat6 <[email protected]> wrote in
>> news:[email protected]:
>>
>> >
>> > http://entertainment.msn.com/music/article.aspx?news=164626
>> >
>> >

>>
>> I noticed during the last stage after Lance had won, Sheryl said something
>> to Lance and Lance just kind off blow her off. That didn't seem like a
>> very healthy relationship. Something is missing.
>>

> I see a new profession in your future -- long-distance relationship
> counselling. You could watch a 3 second video clip of the couple, and
> then give them advice on their relationships.


> Whaddayathink?


First we need to work on an exotic carribean accent and a lame' turban for
him. It's a lock.

> Rick
 
On Tue, 20 Jul 2004 12:52:55 -0500, Ravenwolf
<[email protected]> wrote:

>I noticed during the last stage after Lance had won, Sheryl said something
>to Lance and Lance just kind off blow her off. That didn't seem like a
>very healthy relationship. Something is missing.


It's amazing what RBR f*cker can tell from a few second of TV
coverage.

JT
 
java man (espressopithecus) <[email protected]> wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
> In article <[email protected]>,
> [email protected] says...
> > cat6 <[email protected]> wrote in
> > news:[email protected]:
> >
> > >
> > > http://entertainment.msn.com/music/article.aspx?news=164626
> > >
> > >

> >
> > I noticed during the last stage after Lance had won, Sheryl said something
> > to Lance and Lance just kind off blow her off. That didn't seem like a
> > very healthy relationship. Something is missing.
> >

> I see a new profession in your future -- long-distance relationship
> counselling. You could watch a 3 second video clip of the couple, and
> then give them advice on their relationships.
>

i think kunich already has a patent on that
 
"Ravenwolf" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> cat6 <[email protected]> wrote in
> news:[email protected]:
>
> >
> > http://entertainment.msn.com/music/article.aspx?news=164626
> >
> >

>
> I noticed during the last stage after Lance had won, Sheryl said something
> to Lance and Lance just kind off blow her off. That didn't seem like a
> very healthy relationship. Something is missing.


Color me surprised. I predicted that the TDF would be the end of their
relationship because she apparently knows very little about the cycling
world. And also, she has her own career and her own life. I remember Lance
being quoted as saying "She's always there for me", which I remember him
also saying about his wife, and I thought, "Gee are you ever there for HER?"
He does come off being something of a shmuck.
 
"Marlene Blanshay" wrote...
>
> Color me surprised. I predicted that the TDF would be the end of their
> relationship because she apparently knows very little about the cycling
> world. And also, she has her own career and her own life. I remember

Lance
> being quoted as saying "She's always there for me", which I remember him
> also saying about his wife, and I thought, "Gee are you ever there for

HER?"
> He does come off being something of a shmuck.


Think about it. He grew up as the center-of-the-universe only child (I
think???) of a (sure she's his mom but very attractive blonde) single woman
who didn't have to worry about another man or siblings, so was... "always
there for him." Then Kristen -- same deal during his cancer, left in the
end as the jilted bride. Relationships work for Lance when they're on his
terms.

JF
 
I assume you know this because Lance and Kristen call you and confide
in you on a regular basis about their feelings and activities.

On Wed, 21 Jul 2004 02:12:05 GMT, "Jim Flom" <[email protected]>
wrote:

>"Marlene Blanshay" wrote...


>
>Think about it. He grew up as the center-of-the-universe only child (I
>think???) of a (sure she's his mom but very attractive blonde) single woman
>who didn't have to worry about another man or siblings, so was... "always
>there for him." Then Kristen -- same deal during his cancer, left in the
>end as the jilted bride. Relationships work for Lance when they're on his
>terms.
>
>JF
>
 
Darrell Criswell <[email protected]> writes:

> I assume you know this because Lance and Kristen call you and confide
> in you on a regular basis about their feelings and activities.
>


Nope. It was the T-Mobile T-Shirt she was wearing

> On Wed, 21 Jul 2004 02:12:05 GMT, "Jim Flom" <[email protected]>
> wrote:
>
> >"Marlene Blanshay" wrote...

>
> >
> >Think about it. He grew up as the center-of-the-universe only child (I
> >think???) of a (sure she's his mom but very attractive blonde) single woman
> >who didn't have to worry about another man or siblings, so was... "always
> >there for him." Then Kristen -- same deal during his cancer, left in the
> >end as the jilted bride. Relationships work for Lance when they're on his
> >terms.
> >
> >JF
> >
 
"Darrell Criswell" wrote...
> I assume you know this because Lance and Kristen call you and confide
> in you on a regular basis about their feelings and activities.


Top-poster, which of my assertions do you dispute, and on what basis?

JF
 
Darrell Criswell <[email protected]> wrote in
news:[email protected]:

> I assume you know this because Lance and Kristen call you and confide
> in you on a regular basis about their feelings and activities.
>
> On Wed, 21 Jul 2004 02:12:05 GMT, "Jim Flom" <[email protected]>
> wrote:
>
>>"Marlene Blanshay" wrote...

>
>>
>>Think about it. He grew up as the center-of-the-universe only child
>>(I think???) of a (sure she's his mom but very attractive blonde)
>>single woman who didn't have to worry about another man or siblings,
>>so was... "always there for him." Then Kristen -- same deal during
>>his cancer, left in the end as the jilted bride. Relationships work
>>for Lance when they're on his terms.
>>
>>JF
>>

>


There is nothing special about human relationships in that they aren't that
hard to figure out. Geez! If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck,
swims like a duck, quacks like a duck,...its a duck.
 
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>> > http://entertainment.msn.com/music/article.aspx?news=164626
>> >
>> >

>>
>> I noticed during the last stage after Lance had won, Sheryl said
>> something to Lance and Lance just kind off blow her off. That didn't
>> seem like a very healthy relationship. Something is missing.

>
> who cares?
>


I do and so do other people. So there!
 
"Marlene Blanshay" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
> "Ravenwolf" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> > >
> > > http://entertainment.msn.com/music/article.aspx?news=164626
> > >
> > >

> >
> > I noticed during the last stage after Lance had won, Sheryl said something
> > to Lance and Lance just kind off blow her off. That didn't seem like a
> > very healthy relationship. Something is missing.

>
> Color me surprised. I predicted that the TDF would be the end of their
> relationship because she apparently knows very little about the cycling
> world. And also, she has her own career and her own life. I remember Lance
> being quoted as saying "She's always there for me", which I remember him
> also saying about his wife, and I thought, "Gee are you ever there for HER?"
> He does come off being something of a shmuck.



Yeah, but if he's trailing after her on her tour then he's going to
have some problem with training. I can't see that being taken
seriously until he retires.
 
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> > > >
> > >
> > > I noticed during the last stage after Lance had won, Sheryl said

something
> > > to Lance and Lance just kind off blow her off. That didn't seem like

a
> > > very healthy relationship. Something is missing.

> >
> > Color me surprised. I predicted that the TDF would be the end of their
> > relationship because she apparently knows very little about the cycling
> > world. And also, she has her own career and her own life. I remember

Lance
> > being quoted as saying "She's always there for me", which I remember him
> > also saying about his wife, and I thought, "Gee are you ever there for

HER?"
> > He does come off being something of a shmuck.

>
>
> Yeah, but if he's trailing after her on her tour then he's going to
> have some problem with training. I can't see that being taken
> seriously until he retires.


That's the problem with celebrity relationships, when both of them have
really busy careers. Notice how most athletes marry the girl next door,or
ornamental types like minor actresses, centerfolds or models who retire and
have kids. However, if they marry a woman who is really famous, it usually
seems to go thbppppt! unless she gives up her career. Like Halle Berry and
David Justice- that lasted what, eight minutes? I say 'usually, because I am
sure there are expectations. But two big celebs with demanding careers and
competing egos, the odds are not good.
 

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