Belgian Bike Race To Be Named After Crit Pro



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Joe King

Guest
Kortrijk, Belgium (25-January-2005)

Belgian race Driedaagse van West-Vlaanderen will be named after Crit Pro.
The race, rated 2.1 by the official UCI calendar, will from now on be named
Record Driedaagse van West-Vlaanderen - Big ***** Classic. "I want to give
the organisers my full support. I am truly a big ***** and want to do
anything possible to make this stage race work. It will be a long-term
project. The idea is to have the race grow into a big event, although that
is difficult during the ProTour period."

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