In medieval times, the bellringer at church died so the priest puts up a sign to fill the position. One day there is a knock on the door of the church. The priest opens the door and there stands a guy about 3 ft tall with no arms. "I'm here about the bell ringers job", he says. The priest says "Well, I don't know how you'll do it but you can try." So, they go up to the bell tower. The little guy takes off running at the bell and slams into it face first. The bell swings back and knocks the little guy out and down to the street. The priest runs down to find a cop standing over the body. The cop asks the priest "Father, do you know this man?" The priest answers "No but his face sure does ring a bell."
A couple days later there is another knock at the door. The priest opens the door and there stands another little guy with no arms. "I'm here about the bell ringers job", he says. The priest says "The last guy with no arms didn't do so well." The little guy convinces the priest to give him a chance. So, they go up to the bell tower. The little guy takes off running at the bell and slams into it face first. The bell swings back and knocks the little guy out and down to the street. The priest runs down to find the same cop standing over the body. The cop asks the priest "Father, do you know this man?" The priest answers "No, but he's a dead ringer for the last guy."
My wife wasn't the least bit amused by that...
A couple days later there is another knock at the door. The priest opens the door and there stands another little guy with no arms. "I'm here about the bell ringers job", he says. The priest says "The last guy with no arms didn't do so well." The little guy convinces the priest to give him a chance. So, they go up to the bell tower. The little guy takes off running at the bell and slams into it face first. The bell swings back and knocks the little guy out and down to the street. The priest runs down to find the same cop standing over the body. The cop asks the priest "Father, do you know this man?" The priest answers "No, but he's a dead ringer for the last guy."
My wife wasn't the least bit amused by that...