Best way to kill excessive pollsters?

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  1. Wurm

    Wurm New Member

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    Wondered what the most effective deterrent to this ridiculous spate of poll-addicts would be?

    Any ideas or suggestions would be greatly appreciated!

    Thanks in advance!

    Hope this helps!

    YMMV!
     
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  2. MountainPro

    MountainPro New Member

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    people who make up polls obviously have severe mental and emotional deficiencies (present company excepted of course)....

    the worst people however are the ones that actually vote in the polls...they need to be castrated as soon as possible so that they may never pro-create.

    only then can we stamp out the rogue poll-gene.

    pollsters need voters. Its basic physics or something...take away the voters and the pollsters will probably go back to thier train-spotting or basket weaving and eventually forget the dizzy highs of polls....
     
  3. Wurm

    Wurm New Member

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    Brilliant! Then they could poll each other about who has the greater number of 'nads!
     
  4. RC2

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    Well, I voted for the oversize frame and slippery pedals; your approach is a bit more direct, though a bit more extreme. Hmm. If the castration gets the nod, the present poll is excepted I hope. ;)
     
  5. martin_j001

    martin_j001 New Member

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    I voted for whipping them with cables--make that frayed derraileur cables--no housings required. Castration would also be good though, as it would decrease a lot more problems than just excessive polling.... :eek: :D
     
  6. mattv2099

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    I hate all the stupid polls on this forum.
     
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