Beware of the Dog!

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Guest, Aug 16, 2002.

  1. Guest

    Guest Guest

    A vacationer noticed a sign that warned DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG!,
    posted on the glass door of a little country store.

    Inside the store, a harmless-looking old hound dog was asleep on the
    floor by the cash register.

    "Is THAT the dog people are supposed to beware of?" he asked the store

    "Yup." The man replied.

    The vacationer was amused. "That doesn't look like a dangerous dog to

    Why the sign?"

    "Well," the manager replied, "before I posted that sign, people kept
    tripping over him."