As many of us know, cycling can be very zen-like. To that end, I thought I'd make a feeble attempt at some bad cycling haiku(s). Here are some very bad examples indeed. Please, I beg of you, write something better than this but make sure to maintain the five-seven-five syllable rule.
For Lance...
Keep your cadence high,
Maintain a fast, steady pace,
Win the Tour De France
or
Livestrong in yellow,
Inspire many and raise hope,
Sheryl sings softly
For Tyler...
Pain is not felt long,
Teeth and bone can be repaired,
Olympic Gold shines
For Chris Horner...
Blessed with speed and strength,
Whining doesn't help you win,
Shut up and pedal
I know these are bad but I'm sure there's a skilled poet out there somewhere...
For Lance...
Keep your cadence high,
Maintain a fast, steady pace,
Win the Tour De France
or
Livestrong in yellow,
Inspire many and raise hope,
Sheryl sings softly
For Tyler...
Pain is not felt long,
Teeth and bone can be repaired,
Olympic Gold shines
For Chris Horner...
Blessed with speed and strength,
Whining doesn't help you win,
Shut up and pedal
I know these are bad but I'm sure there's a skilled poet out there somewhere...