BigHa Destiny, Fame?

[raffiman]

All the variables can make a significant difference, UNLESS you ride a
BigHa. On a BigHa, all shortcomings are rendered moot by the high
quality of the vehicle itself. An XL BigHa that weighs, say, 65 pounds,
is far superior to any of the so-called "lightweights", be they
highracers or lowracers, because you will be the envy of all the most
stylish and trendy people. You can count yourself lucky to average 9 mph
on a BigHa, versus, say, 20 mph on an Aero, because onlookers will be
able to admire you longer. Holywood stars will run to get your autograph
when they see you on a BigHa. Bank presidents will offer you sub-prime-
rate discounts on financial loans. You will soon be tapped for an
ambasadorship by BigHa admirers in the highest levels of government. You
will be sent to a posh, chic, and stylish country like Lichtenstein or
Monaco or Nigeria. Throngs of admirers will shower you with rose petals
as you pedal (Ha Ha Ha!). The CIA station chief will introduce you to
the highest-class prostitutes in the world. Then he'll blackmail you
with pictures and demand your BigHa for himself. You will refuse, at
which point agents of the Mossad will finger you as an Al Quada
operative. You will be thrown into Guantanamo prison and never heard
from again! With a BigHa, there are no limits!



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[Drew816]

raffiman wrote:
> All the variables can make a significant difference, UNLESS you ride a
> BigHa. On a BigHa, all shortcomings are rendered moot by the high
> quality of the vehicle itself. An XL BigHa that weighs, say, 65 pounds,
> is far superior to any of the so-called "lightweights", be they
> highracers or lowracers, because you will be the envy of all the most
> stylish and trendy people. You can count yourself lucky to average 9 mph
> on a BigHa, versus, say, 20 mph on an Aero, because onlookers will be
> able to admire you longer. Holywood stars will run to get your autograph
> when they see you on a BigHa. Bank presidents will offer you sub-prime-
> rate discounts on financial loans. You will soon be tapped for an
> ambasadorship by BigHa admirers in the highest levels of government. You
> will be sent to a posh, chic, and stylish country like Lichtenstein or
> Monaco or Nigeria. Throngs of admirers will shower you with rose petals
> as you pedal (Ha Ha Ha!). The CIA station chief will introduce you to
> the highest-class prostitutes in the world. Then he'll blackmail you
> with pictures and demand your BigHa for himself. You will refuse, at
> which point agents of the Mossad will finger you as an Al Quada
> operative. You will be thrown into Guantanamo prison and never heard
> from again! With a BigHa, there are no limits!



Damn, I was on the fence about getting a new bent but after reading this
I'm ready to get me a BigHa! What an intinerary for fun, and all that
for only $3000, what a steal! And who really cares about the weight of
this pricey hot rod, you want to be poking along while pushing as hard
as you can so you can look GOOD for all your admirers after all.

I hate to say it but Big - HA is right, translated that means a Big
Hearty LAUGH at all those that dropped $3,000 for this over weight
gadget ladened beast of a machine! You don't research before you buy,
you deserve to waste that kind of money... Will it ultimately be good
for the recumbent market, bringing new affluent riders into the world of
recumbents? I doubt it, but time will tell...

Happy Riding, BigHa or not!



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[Mark Leuck]

"Drew816" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> Damn, I was on the fence about getting a new bent but after reading this
> I'm ready to get me a BigHa! What an intinerary for fun, and all that
> for only $3000, what a steal! And who really cares about the weight of
> this pricey hot rod, you want to be poking along while pushing as hard
> as you can so you can look GOOD for all your admirers after all.

I ride an Optima Baron loaded down at least 10 or 15 pounds of extra stuff
and I still beat 99% of the roadies out there, excess weight is not the
factor you think it is.

> I hate to say it but Big - HA is right, translated that means a Big
> Hearty LAUGH at all those that dropped $3,000 for this over weight
> gadget ladened beast of a machine! You don't research before you buy,
> you deserve to waste that kind of money... Will it ultimately be good
> for the recumbent market, bringing new affluent riders into the world of
> recumbents? I doubt it, but time will tell...

Actually if they did research they might still buy a BigHa since every
review I've seen liked the bike

 

[Mike Librik or Amy Babich]

raffiman wrote:

> All the variables can make a significant difference, UNLESS you ride a
> BigHa. ... With a BigHa, there are no limits!

Caveat emptor...

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Mike Librik
Easy Street Recumbents
512-453-0438
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Central Austin
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