Bike sex man placed on probation

[Tim]

A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to
three years on probation.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm


Another blow to the community..

 

[Phil Holman]

"Tim" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
>
> A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to
> three years on probation.
>
> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm
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>

I blame it on the bike. Be wary of the raping raleigh, the bonking
bottechia, the caressing cervelo, the debauching davidson, the erotic
erickson, the feely felt, the giant hard-on, the humping habenaro or the
lecherous litespeed etc.etc.

Phil H

 

[[email protected]]

On Nov 17, 5:51 am, Tim <[email protected]> wrote:
> A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to
> three years on probation.
>
> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm

So he's available to replace **** Pound.

 

[Tom Kunich]

<[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> On Nov 17, 5:51 am, Tim <[email protected]> wrote:
>> A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to
>> three years on probation.
>>
>> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm
>
> So he's available to replace **** Pound.

You don't think they want to replace **** Pound with someone more competent
than he is do you?

 

[Bill C]

On Nov 17, 11:09 am, [email protected] wrote:
> On Nov 17, 5:51 am, Tim <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> > A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to
> > three years on probation.
>
> >http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm
>
> So he's available to replace **** Pound.

He'd have to change his name and title to Master Bates though.
Bill C