Bike Shorts and Anatomy

[tcklyde]

Damn, just cut them off! Mine were a constant problem -- until I got rid of them. Trust me, once their gone, you don't miss them!

Who needs sex when you've got an open road, a sweet ride, and sunny saturday morning? Ride!

 

[philby]

um,i think ill take the sex actually

 

[Cowboyathlete]

Originally posted by philby
um,i think ill take the sex actually

Heck yeah!!!

 

[Cowboyathlete]

Originally posted by bikerbrian
That's Hillarious! and true

You betcha!

 

[meehs]

That is a problem! I don't think my (a-hem) "bits" are unusually large but I do hate when they get caught in a particualrly uncomfortable position in my shorts! And then there's the embarrassment of being seen with the hand down the shorts trying to make the necessary adjustments... The worst is when they're shifting in a most disconserting manner with each pedal rotation... Like a nut might get cracked!

 

[jhuskey]

Originally posted by meehs
That is a problem! I don't think my (a-hem) "bits" are unusually large but I do hate when they get caught in a particualrly uncomfortable position in my shorts! And then there's the embarrassment of being seen with the hand down the shorts trying to make the necessary adjustments... The worst is when they're shifting in a most disconserting manner with each pedal rotation... Like a nut might get cracked!

Just make your adjustments quickly. Remember, if your hand is in your shorts more than 3 seconds we will all know your not just adjusting.

 

[Cowboyathlete]

Originally posted by shokhead12
The tightness is what holds the stuff out of harms way instud of sitting on it.

Agreed.

 

[Galileo]

I just shove my junk to the side. See attached.

 

[alienator]

I just shove my junk to the side. See attached.

What are you going to do when you can no longer find a thread in which to post the picture of yourself with which you are apparently in love?

 

[Galileo]

I do not know....I will have to think about it.

 

[mpre53]

Well, hey now. The solution to the OPs problem has arrived on the scene. Assos just unveiled a new line of bibs that has a built-in banana hammock/nut sack.
For a measly $519 US or 309 pounds, you can cradle the bits in chamois-lined bliss.

http://www.bikeradar.com/road/news/article/the-worlds-most-expensive-bib-short-assos-new-s7-38367/

Unclear whether you can order a XXL sack on a medium pair of bibs, though, but for that price, why not?

 

[alienator]

Well, hey now. The solution to the OPs problem has arrived on the scene. Assos just unveiled a new line of bibs that has a built-in banana hammock/nut sack. For a measly $519 US or 309 pounds, you can cradle the bits in chamois-lined bliss.:big-smile: http://www.bikeradar.com/road/news/article/the-worlds-most-expensive-bib-short-assos-new-s7-38367/ Unclear whether you can order a XXL sack on a medium pair of bibs, though, but for that price, why not?

Just when you thought cycling would never adopt the phrase "kuku penthouse"....