Michael Warner <
[email protected]> writes:
> On Thu, 19 Jan 2006 05:42:30 +1100, SuzieB wrote:
>
>> LOL I might be biased because I am married to Euan but I can assure
>> you that he is a friendly guy.
>
> Uh huh. If cheerfully saying "Good morning" to someone while thinking "What
> a ******" is friendly, then ok, he's friendly. It's not the term I'd use.
If you'd read and comprehended my earlier response to you and if you'd
read and comprehended my earlier response to Lotte then you'd know that
my opinion was formed over the thirty minutes of riding and the response
I received when I genuinely said `Good Morning'.
I'll explain once more and that'll be an end to it. I was riding along
on my normal commute and pulled up next to a roadie. The roadie was
kitted out rather seriously, even including Lycra booties which is a
little unusual in a 25 degree morning. Very nice bike and he had good
looking legs (i.e. he looked like he'd spent a good amount of time on
the bike.) As I always do when pulling up next to another cyclist at
some lights I cheerily said `good morning.'
The response I got was a slow look up and down me and my steed and a
surly `all right.' OK, I thought, he's not feeling particularly
sociable this morning. Fair enough.
No thoughts of ****** at this stage.
We set off and he's in front. He's going a touch slower than I normally
do but I hang back. With 15 kilos on the back and me looking for an
easy ride I'm not about to overtake him, have him overtake me etc etc so
I stay three meters off his wheel.
We come across another cyclist. The first cyclist on looking behind him
looks over his shoulder and there's no mistaking the body language, he's
surprised and not pleased that I'm up there with him. Out the saddle he
gets and pumps away for twenty seconds or so.
My speed increases to its normal level and it's not long before the gap
he'd opened up is bridged and I slow down again, three meters off his
wheel.
This goes on for the length of Nepean.
At traffic lights the roadie has trouble clipping in, understandable
with single sided cleats. With double sided cleats I clip in first
time, every time. Leaving the lights I pull away from him. Thirty
seconds later he passes me out the saddle, as soon as he's passed me he
drops back in to the saddle and slows down, causing me to slow down or
I'd hit him.
It's around about then that I thought `******'.
>> I think you'll find that the post was
>> meant to be taken with a touch of humour.
>
> Yes, of course - silly me. If some ******** starting spouting jokes about
> the stupidity of, say, cyclists or women, you complained, and he told you
> that it was all in fun and you should get a sense of humour, you'd
> apologize, wouldn't you?
The above is the accurate version, but it's a bit boring. I prefer my
slightly edited version which has a bit of humor about it, humor most
people on here seemed to get if you look at the responses.
So I'm terribly sorry if my poetic licence offended your sensibilities.
While we're on the subject of apologizing for causing offence, how about
an apology for your entirely unreasonable attitude towards mountain
bikes on the road? I find that offensive, I'm complaining so pony up
with the apology Mr Warner?
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