Clinton and the Pope die on the same day, and due to
some administrative foul up, Clinton gets sent to Heaven
and the Pope gets sent to Hell.
The Pope explains the situation to the Hell administration,
they check their paperwork, and the error is acknowledged.
They explain, however, that it will take about 24 hours
to make the switch.
The next day, the Pope is called in and the Hell administration
bids him farewell and he heads for Heaven. On the way
up, he meets Clinton on the way down, and they stop
to chat.
Pope: Sorry about the mix up.
Clinton: No problem.
Pope: Well, I'm really excited about going to Heaven.
Clinton: Why's that?
Pope: All my life I've wanted to meet the Virgin Mary.
Clinton: You're a day late
some administrative foul up, Clinton gets sent to Heaven
and the Pope gets sent to Hell.
The Pope explains the situation to the Hell administration,
they check their paperwork, and the error is acknowledged.
They explain, however, that it will take about 24 hours
to make the switch.
The next day, the Pope is called in and the Hell administration
bids him farewell and he heads for Heaven. On the way
up, he meets Clinton on the way down, and they stop
to chat.
Pope: Sorry about the mix up.
Clinton: No problem.
Pope: Well, I'm really excited about going to Heaven.
Clinton: Why's that?
Pope: All my life I've wanted to meet the Virgin Mary.
Clinton: You're a day late