Bill Clinton and the Pope



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Clinton and the Pope die on the same day, and due to
some administrative foul up, Clinton gets sent to Heaven
and the Pope gets sent to Hell.

The Pope explains the situation to the Hell administration,
they check their paperwork, and the error is acknowledged.
They explain, however, that it will take about 24 hours
to make the switch.

The next day, the Pope is called in and the Hell administration
bids him farewell and he heads for Heaven. On the way
up, he meets Clinton on the way down, and they stop
to chat.

Pope: Sorry about the mix up.

Clinton: No problem.

Pope: Well, I'm really excited about going to Heaven.

Clinton: Why's that?

Pope: All my life I've wanted to meet the Virgin Mary.

Clinton: You're a day late
 
i know one...very good...with Clinton !! Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich and Bill Clinton are traveling in a car together in the Midwest. A tornado comes along and whirls them up into the air and tosses them thousands of yards away. When they come down and extract themselves from the vehicle, they realize they're in the land of Oz. They decide to go to see the Wizard of Oz. Quayle says, "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a brain." Gingrich says, "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a heart." Clinton says, "Where's Dorothy?" :D:D:D i read it from Political Jokes | Jokes-db.com
 
Maybe the Pope will want to go back and get Monica. Then Bill will have sleepless nights in heaven!
 
Here's a limerick I heard back in 1992...

There was a young scholar from Yale
Who ran against Bush and Dan Quayle.
They fought to and fro,
And he won, even though,
He smoked, but didn't inhale.
 

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