Blonde Millionaire



A blonde named Barbara appeared on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire...

Regis: "Barbara, you've done very well so far - $500,000 and one lifeline left. The next question will give you the million dollars if you get it right ... but if you get it wrong you will drop back to $32,000 -- are you ready?"
Barbara: "Sure I'll have a go."
Regis: "Which of the following birds does not build it's own nest? Is it...
"Remember, Barbara, it's worth 1 million dollars."
Barbara: "It's a cuckoo."
Regis: "You're sure? You can walk with the $500,000 or play on for the million."
Barbara: "I want to play, I'll go with C - Cuckoo."
Regis: "Is that your final answer?"
Barbara: "It is."
Regis: "Are you confident?"
Barbara: "Absolutely!"
Regis: " had $500,000 and you said C -Cuckoo.'re right! - You have just won ONE MILLION DOLLARS Here is your check. You have been a great contestant and a real gambler.
Audience please put your hands together for Barbara."
That night Barbara calls her friend Carol and they go to a local bar for a celebration drink. As they are sipping their champagne. Carol turns to Barbara and asks, "Tell me, how did you know that it was the cuckoo that does not build its own nest?"
"It was so simple," Barbara replied, "Everybody knows that cuckoos live in clocks."

A deeply religious blonde is in deep financial sh*t. Eventually, she realises that her only hope is a miracle from the man upstairs. So one night she sits down and prays:

"Dear God, I've never asked for anything in my life, but I need a lot of money very quickly, can you please help me win lotto tomorrow".

When the lotto draw comes, she doesn't win, so she prays again. Again she doesn't win. This goes on for a couple of weeks. Eventually, after yet another prayer, she hears a big thunderous voice booming down from above:

"For God's sake, meet me halfway on this one," it says "at least buy a bloody ticket!"

Lol that's funny. When I read the title I was thinking blonde billionaire would be a better way to say it. But we're talking about the show. I'm not sure that one million makes you a millionaire. There would have to be much more than one. Barbara the millionaire blonde. Barbara the billionaire blonde, billionaire blonde Barbara. "one flew over the cuckoo's nest." Everybody knows cuckoos live in clocks. The punch line.