Boonen's Boner.



Gregers

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Could this be the reason for Tom's monstrous excrescence on the podium, recently?
It might be that Viagra's vasodilatory properties give a small boost at the hard end of a race.
I am not altogether discounting the possibility that in this specific case its use may be connected with the presence of a pneumatic, woman child.


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Israel’s Air Force is planning to provide Viagra to their combat pilots so they can function better at high altitudes and avoid fatigue and dizziness. The Israeli Air Force believes Viagra provides benefits beyond its intended use.

The air force in Israel is considering giving pilots Viagra after seeing results of a study done by Israeli doctors: Doctors learned mountain climbers in Africa had benefited by taking Viagra, as it improved their performance at high altitudes. The air force thinks they can get similar benefits with pilots.

The active ingredient found in the erectile dysfunction drug made the climbers perform better in an environment with less oxygen, which causes fatigue and dizziness.

The air force doctors want to test this theory with jet fighter pilots at altitudes of up to 50,000 feet, according to the Yediot Aharonot, a popular newspaper in Israel.

According to the Yediot Aharonot, the military said the following in a report: "The Viagra family of drugs is considered effective in these conditions because when there is a long shortage in oxygen it leads to high blood pressure in the lungs, and the drugs help fight that."
 
A thread on Boonens **** is a new low in cyclingforums history. Well done Gregers.
 
Boonen's boner was caused by the sight of a 12 year old girl in the crowd.

And, its not a c*ck. Its a rooster.
 
classic1 said:
A thread on Boonens **** is a new low in cyclingforums history. Well done Gregers.
What? Compared to threads on sex with a bike, the desirability of 16 year olds and the personal hygiene of the Olsens.
And this musing from you about penises wasn't exactly highbrow:- 'LA has discovered his **** looks bigger when its porking skinny coke hags.' Quite good, though.
 
When an Aussie is highbrowing you, you have toppled from your articulation perch Gregers.... :D

Strategic move no doubt... ;)
 
Gregers said:
What? Compared to threads on sex with a bike, the desirability of 16 year olds and the personal hygiene of the Olsens.
And this musing from you about penises wasn't exactly highbrow:- 'LA has discovered his **** looks bigger when its porking skinny coke hags.' Quite good, though.
Did I post that? That is the single best quote ever posted on the world wide internets. Fark I'm good.
 
Crankyfeet said:
When an Aussie is highbrowing you, you have toppled from your articulation perch Gregers.... :D

Strategic move no doubt... ;)
Well we really can't have that. I'm going to have to retreat permanently to the comforting ambiance of the Senior Common Room. It's full of tiresome bores just like you, but some of them do occasionally shut up.
Best of all, there is no internet connection, so I will be able to slumber away peacefully without being disturbed by your tediously compulsive interventions.
Onwards and upwards to your 4000th. Toodle pip.
 
Athletes run viagra to counteract the higher than normal blood pressure associated with testosterone and steroid use. It's a vasodilator.
 
helmutRoole2 said:
Athletes run viagra to counteract the higher than normal blood pressure associated with testosterone and steroid use. It's a vasodilator.
..NO, IT RAISES THE 'OLE JOLLY ROGER (thats scientific talk)....HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU GUYS???
 
Gregers said:
Well we really can't have that. I'm going to have to retreat permanently to the comforting ambiance of the Senior Common Room. It's full of tiresome bores just like you, but some of them do occasionally shut up.
Best of all, there is no internet connection, so I will be able to slumber away peacefully without being disturbed by your tediously compulsive interventions.
Onwards and upwards to your 4000th. Toodle pip.
Oh dear Gregers. Where's the love? Where's the love?...

We've come a long way since you posted in September asking if Lim can do something to stop valued posters like Crankyfeet from leaving because of the troll (oh.. how you must rue that now). And only a couple of weeks ago, your expression of entertainment value at reading Cranky's sparring with Casa... Its a shame that I have caused you to feel this way... as it was yourself, Bro, Helmut, and WBT who prompted me to come in the GT forum for the entertainment value last June, after I had initially joined to ask a few bike questions in the equipment forum. I thought we were in the club of fellow rugby players. Maybe you are just a spectator?... :confused:

I sent you a PM to make sure there wasn't a misunderstanding (I've been guilty of a couple of those) ... but you read it and alas, no reply... :(

It's a small community here Gregers. It seems like you want to raise the ante and make it personal (which wasn't my intent... I mistakenly thought you might enjoy bantering). I do realise that your feelings about my posting rate may be felt by a few others here, so I'll take in your advice, despite my newfound disrespect for you.

As a sign of gratitude for your enlightening me... and as a return courtesy, may I suggest that you:

1. Stay out of lurking in the FID thread where I make approximately 75% of my posts (99% unrelated to cycling).
2. Put Cranky on your "ignore" list.
3. Temper your use of thesauric, bombastic language. Its the sort of thing high school students do in essays to impress their English teachers. Grown-ups just perceive it as an attempt to impress others at the expense of simple communication (except for the occasional funny word like "fundament"..:D ).
4. Continue your wonderful posting here chock-full of value-added contributions, revelations and insights into the pro-cycling world... :rolleyes:
5. I think you're onto something with your Viagra research. IMO you should continue to check out the crotches of podium winners for more evidence.
6. Coprophagia....Hmmm... can only imagine you participate in it to know of that word. Doesn't normally come up in everyday conversation. I had to look it up to find out it meant the practice of eating faeces. Are you in a club of coprophaginists(??) or something?....:p

Toodle pip (oh and BTW - the post tally doesn't mean anything to me or anyone else if you're getting intimidated by it).
 

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