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Mad Dog
Guest
I'd like to see the Aussie chick drain the Fosters, then nail the dude in the
forehead with the empty. If not that, then the dude misses the throw and breaks
her window, then *****es her out for trashing his CDs.
I'd like to see the Levi chick kick the dude's ass for forging the worn jeans.
The kick should be to the balls, but apparently, he has none. Then she drops
the jeans he's wearing and takes her panties back.
We need rad biking commercials, like lightning-fast descents, lung-searing
climbs, wild crashes and women racers just racing, oh yea! Why not a Colnago
commercial or at least Shimano (oh, because, with OLN zooming in on a zillion
D/A 7800 drivetrains a day, why bother?)
It wouldn't be hard to make the Capital One commercials really go out of
control. That could be fun...
How about a spoof doping commercial? "Discount EPO sale begins right after the
end of the Tour". Or maybe a half hour special on the Tyler Crhonicles?
I'd like to see the announcers ride an HC ascent. And bonk on film while wired
up live. And make Jared work the feed zone, throwing foot long subs at them.
Or when the announcers do the Trek Lucky 7, Bob gets a terrorist-adulterated
"scratch and boom" card that blows his nose off?
Man oh man, another week and a half of these repeats is gonna suck! I'll never
buy a Subaru, that's fer certain. And I certainly didn't need reminding of why
I knew Survivor was lame the first time around.
forehead with the empty. If not that, then the dude misses the throw and breaks
her window, then *****es her out for trashing his CDs.
I'd like to see the Levi chick kick the dude's ass for forging the worn jeans.
The kick should be to the balls, but apparently, he has none. Then she drops
the jeans he's wearing and takes her panties back.
We need rad biking commercials, like lightning-fast descents, lung-searing
climbs, wild crashes and women racers just racing, oh yea! Why not a Colnago
commercial or at least Shimano (oh, because, with OLN zooming in on a zillion
D/A 7800 drivetrains a day, why bother?)
It wouldn't be hard to make the Capital One commercials really go out of
control. That could be fun...
How about a spoof doping commercial? "Discount EPO sale begins right after the
end of the Tour". Or maybe a half hour special on the Tyler Crhonicles?
I'd like to see the announcers ride an HC ascent. And bonk on film while wired
up live. And make Jared work the feed zone, throwing foot long subs at them.
Or when the announcers do the Trek Lucky 7, Bob gets a terrorist-adulterated
"scratch and boom" card that blows his nose off?
Man oh man, another week and a half of these repeats is gonna suck! I'll never
buy a Subaru, that's fer certain. And I certainly didn't need reminding of why
I knew Survivor was lame the first time around.