Boston martathon on VS TV

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I'm naked, lubed up, took 2 viagras, and two ectasys, and all I need
now is to see those sexy skeletons run by my TV screen, and BLAMMO out
cum hundreds of thousands of lil billie Rogers. Just like when I hide
in the bushes by the schoolyard.

You to old Bill Rogers, you to old to run. My mother say you might be
my father. We need blood test, yes?

Quoted message said:

You to old Bill Rogers, you to old to run. My mother say you might
be my father. We need blood test, yes?

No way!

I refuse to believe the foxy and accomplished woman runner
"[email hidden]" is in any way conceivably related to TBR aka
Pippy. You're just joking to make him feel better, right Jeļena?

P.S. Don't joke with TBR. He has no sense of humor. Rumor has it,
that's why freedom eventually drove him insane.