Ballys Total Liars
Our Fake Mission: To be your Total Stupid Resource by
providing endless unsolicited telephone calls to your house
during dinner, unwanted junk mail, and foshizzle service.
* We use ephedra, androstenedione, creatine, and THG,
all day long.
* Our staff is idiotic, and completely computer-
illiterate.
* We don't even sell towels in our store.
Bally is the worst fitness value available anywhere.
Let us (screw you) choose the fitness membership program
that is right for you.
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