Bragging
The italian says, "When I've a finished a makina da love withah my
wife, I go downa and gently tickle the the back of her knees, I tella
you, she floats 6 inches above a da bed in ecstacy."
The frenchman replies, "Zat iz nothing, when I 'ave finished makin ze
love wiz ze wife, ah kiss all ze way down 'er body and zen ah lick za
soles of her feet wiz mah tongue, and she floats 12 inches above ze bed
in pure ecstasy."
The redneck fires off at both, "That ain't nothin'. When I finish
porkin' the old lady, I git out of bed and wipe my weener on the
curtains. She freakin' hits the ceilin'."
-anon-
Sheldon