Female fauna in the running zoo -
Buffy, the all-american girl: tall, straight back, blonde hair,
in pony tail, not fat nor thin, wearing college tee-shirt.
Leashed retreiver optional. Girl you'd take home to mom.
Amazon, the trail warrior: Bronzed, leatherly skin,
looks old but just weathered. Short, practical haircut.
Carries water bottes on belt. Beware of getting in her
way. She'll plow past you like a tank.
Annie, the running doll: Looks like a running skeleton,
so thin you wonder how how bones stick together.
Mainly seen at 5AM or 11PM trying to burn off another
500 calories.
Flopsy, the flailer: Overdressed in spanling new running
gear. Arms and hips wobbly in all directions as if unsure
how to move them. Mainly just seen the first week of
Janurary and first warm week of spring, and never thereafter.
Super mom: pushing baby buggy, dog on leash, barking on her
cell phone- a moving menagerie. Usually in tennis or golf clothes,
nails made up.