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> RicodJour <[email protected]> wrote:
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>> On Jul 12, 2:21 pm, "[email protected]" <[email protected]>
>> wrote:
>> >
>> > Switzerland, of course, has three different tribal
>> > factions - they don't even speak the same language! -
>> > so I'm worried that if we don't go in there with enough
>> > troops, it will devolve into civil war.
>>
>> I'm aware of the cheese and chocolate factions, but what's the third?
>
> Harry Lime: Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that
> awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under
> the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and
> bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da
> Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had
> brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and
> peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock. So
> long Holly.
But you forget what an orderly society they are. What with a cop on every
corner it's hard to break any laws without someone bouncing a nightstick off
of your head.
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> In article
> <[email protected]>
> ,
> RicodJour <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> On Jul 12, 2:21 pm, "[email protected]" <[email protected]>
>> wrote:
>> >
>> > Switzerland, of course, has three different tribal
>> > factions - they don't even speak the same language! -
>> > so I'm worried that if we don't go in there with enough
>> > troops, it will devolve into civil war.
>>
>> I'm aware of the cheese and chocolate factions, but what's the third?
>
> Harry Lime: Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that
> awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under
> the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and
> bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da
> Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had
> brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and
> peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock. So
> long Holly.
But you forget what an orderly society they are. What with a cop on every
corner it's hard to break any laws without someone bouncing a nightstick off
of your head.