Capital Meats

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Bella Newman, Dec 10, 2009.

  1. Bella Newman

    Bella Newman New Member

    Dec 10, 2009
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    Hey guys, I'm Bella and I work for Capital Meats. I was having lunch in our break room with my co-worker Josh. He told me a pretty funny joke that I'll share with you guys.

    A very attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender, who comes over immediately.
    When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his full beard.
    "Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.
    "Actually, no" the man replies. "Can you get him for me?" she asks. "I need to speak to him," she says, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
    "I'm afraid I can't", breathes the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?" "Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message" she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
    "What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to say.
    "Tell him", she whispers, "There is no toilet paper or hand soap in the woman's room."