Suz wrote:
> "crit PRO" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> > Subway cracked out all the best ****, 170 gram tires, carbo loaded,
> > tapered, radioed up, and then blew $9 each at Starbucks 1 hour before
> > the start. That's half their split.
> >
> Give it up dudes and work on your reading comprehension. I didn't say these
> guys are gonna win the tour next year. All I'm saying is that these are
> some guys who love to race their bikes, who cares if they get paid or not?
> Why do you waste so much time talking about it? I'm done here, I don't have
> time for this.
>
> No wonder all the cool people are gone from here. Pretty soon it will be
> just Pro Crit, Vagina Gorilla and DumbAss74 talking to each other, and
> you're probably all the same guy any way. Have fun, I'm outta here.
I'm not sure I've ever had a chick call me a Vagina in here before. I guess
I'm fairly happy about it.
I'll make a deal with you that will be binding on DA74 and Crit Pro, depsite
the fact you called all three of us derogatory names that hurt our feelings.
The deal is as follows...if you come back in here and tell us if you ever had
somebody give you The Shocker, we will not make fun of any rider on Subway
until August 1, 2005. That's almost an entire summer of getting the TOPGUNS
off your six. You should seriously consider taking one for the team. It's
really a good offer I'm putting on the table for you.
But also, if you never had anyone give you The Shocker, you also have to tell
us that PLUS if you would have liked for it to happen? You don't have to tell
us who did it.
And of course, I'll still help you fund that bicycle shop we talked about. But
first you gotta sign agreement or WWIII is gonna happen.
Thanks,
Vagina Gorilla