I love jokes that have follow up.
example:
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
What's brown and runny?
Usain Bolt.
What's brown and rhymes with snoop?
Dr. Dre.
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Horse walks into a bar, bartender says why the long face?
Just then
A rope walks into that bar, bartender says "hey are you a rope, we don't serve your kind here get out!"
Second rope see's this ties is top into a knot and walks in, bartender says "hey are you a rope..."
Second cuts the bartender off and says "I'm a frayed knot!"
Second horse who is blind, doesn't see this and walks into a bar and says "OUCH!" -
A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says.
"Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear.
"I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.
"Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear.
"I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder. -
Q: Why is air a lot like sex?
A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
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