One day, I was going to a fastfood restaurant.
Then the waitress came to me and said " What would want to order sir"
I said " a chicken sandwich, please."
She heard it all wrong and thought that I wanted an egg sandwich.
So, she said,"How would like your eggs to be?"
I said " I want a chicken sandwich!"
She thought I said ' I want it scrambled."
So she said " scrambled?" to confirm my decision.
I got [censored] and said " I want it incubated, hatched, fed, grown up, feathers removed, chopped with bones removed, deep fried, seasoned, sandwiched on two pieces of bread and served with pickles!!!!!"
Then only she knows that I wanted a chicken sandwich