coneofsilence said:
Farkin Funny Stuff....
Yeah
... Here's some more from that linked site...
> The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
> Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
> When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
> How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.
> Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
> Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
> If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
> What’s known as the UFC, or Ultimate Fighting Championship, doesn’t use its full name, which happens to be “Ultimate Fighting Championship, Non-Chuck-Norris-Division”.
> Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.
> Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
> Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
> "Brokeback Mountain" is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.
> Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
> When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
> Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.
> Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and accidentally ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.
> Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
> If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.
> When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
> Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
> We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
> Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.
> Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
> Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
> Chuck Norris uses Tabasco Sauce for eye drops.
> Dinosaurs went extinct because of the Chuck Norrisaurus.
> Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.
> The helicopter was invented after Chuck Norris was observed doing 8 roundhouse kicks a second.