Cleaning hardwood - and other expensive wooden floor surfaces.

Discussion in 'Triathlon' started by Martin Fowler, Mar 21, 2003.

  1. Who ever suggested that wheatgrass can clean wooden floor surfaces is wrong.

    Againt that the people who post on RST have NO scientific knowledge.

    The ONLY thing to clean hardwood floor surfaces is URINE from mountain chimps.

    If mountain chimps can't be located - due to cival war and other unsavoury affairs - go to TRYUK
    - at least you will find some chimps there, and perhaps they may provide you with some urine -
    who knows ?

  2. Jeffro

    Jeffro Guest

    Everyone knows that Mountain Chimp piss is only good for cut'n hooch and taking tar off a
    donkey's ass.