Cowboy?

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  1. kdelong

    kdelong Well-Known Member

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    An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. As the cowboy sat enjoying his drink, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to him and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

    He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cattle, fixing fences, bailing hay, doctoring calves, and going to rodeos, so I guess that I am a cowboy."

    The young woman says, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything that I do makes me think of women."

    The two of them continued to drink in silence. Soon a young man takes the seat on the other side of the cowboy and asks him,"Are you a real cowboy?"

    The cowboy replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I am a lesbian."
     
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  2. pincie44

    pincie44 New Member

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    i think that's really funny. thank you
     
  3. nislambkpl

    nislambkpl New Member

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    A very nice joke.
     
  4. happynicky

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    a very nice joke
     
  5. bigpedaler

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    I've wondered for a few years if I wasn't a lesbian trapped in a man's body.......
     
  6. cobooboc

    cobooboc New Member

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    This joke is too creative, really funny./img/vbsmilies/smilies/ROTF.gif
     
  7. p4lse

    p4lse New Member

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    Damn! I thought it was gonna be one of those cliché jokes but this one was genuinely funny!
     
  8. kylerlittle

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    I don't think it's funny, just saying my opinion!
     
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