Cows

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by roKeMS, Nov 7, 2002.

  1. roKeMS

    roKeMS New Member

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    2 cows standing in a field, looking around, chewing grass.<br />1 cow looks up and sez &quot;mooooo&quot;<br />The second cow sez &quot;dammit - I was gonna say that.&quot;<br /> ;D<br /><br />Same 2 cows a while later.<br />1st cow turns and sez &quot;What do you reckon about this mad cow disease?&quot;<br />2nd cow sez &quot;i dunno - i'm a chicken&quot;<br /> ;D
     
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  2. Mampara

    Mampara New Member

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    Very sharp! ;D
     
  3. roKeMS

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    What do u call a cow with no legs?<br />Ground beef<br /><br />what do you call a cow with 2 legs?<br />Lean beef<br /><br /> ;D ;D :D
     
  4. Eldron

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    <br />What is the biggest use of leather in South Africa?<br /><br />Holding cows together....
     
  5. Rhodent

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    Eldron, that certainly makes you a very worthy god member
     
  6. Eldron

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    <br />At the risk of blowing my god member status here's another:<br /><br /><br />What does DNA stand for?<br /><br />National Dyslexics Association.....
     
  7. Vo2

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    ;D ;D ;D
     
  8. Rhodent

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    Yup Eldron, that one did blow it :p oh well and we had such high hopes....<br /><br />Notice I'm not adding many here...<br /><br />I guess I'd better not try posting any jokes here or I might be dropped to mole status....
     
  9. roKeMS

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    You guys are posting on thin ice!! ;D
     
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