- Apr 12, 2006
File the threads off the side of the valve stem
Remouve two stone from ya ball bagstlblues said:Don't forget to have a few feet of colon removed, and give as much blood as they will take. Shave your entire body, pubes and butt hair add up. and do you really need all your fingers and toes?
How about having someone remove your "stones" with a pair of vice grips instead, two birds with one stone, I guarantee you'll cry every gram out. And don't forget the colonic, gotta empty EVERYTHING.Crankyfeet said:Empty your tear ducts before the big race by buying a new set of Zipp 404's and having someone else smash them with a sledgehammer in front of you.
Of course everyone here is a genius and has figured out that between the bike and the rider , the rider is the beefier part of the equationstlblues said:How about having someone remove your "stones" with a pair of vice grips instead, two birds with one stone, I guarantee you'll cry every gram out. And don't forget the colonic, gotta empty EVERYTHING.
geoinmillbrook said:Of course everyone here is a genius and has figured out that between the bike and the rider , the rider is the beefier part of the equation
I am extremely sad that the secret of 20 lbs plus 140 lbs equals 160 lbs. And that 140 lbs is more than 20 lbs, by like, quite a bit (but I can't figure out exactly how much). I am grieved that everyone knows that the short and long muscle tone, resultant power and endurance of the rider per total mass and weight of system makes the most difference in the ability to perform work (uh I think that is an object going from point a to point b or something).
I have been taking baths in dilute solutions of hydroflouric acid. As it seeps through my body, it takes all the calcium out of my bones and I expel it with my droppings , which I am now using to pave my driveway. My face now looks like Alienator's old avatar, but it is worth it ! You know - there is a reason why birds can fly.
If you're gonna go to that extent, why stop there? Why not remove one of your lungs too?stlblues said:Loose 2 ft of colon and a kidney, apendix and tonsels have to go, cut fingernails down to cuticles, shave off ALL the hair (yes even down there), and BLOW that nose.