cuckoo man....

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    ~MoDCoN~ New Member

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    The other night I was invited out for a night with "the boys". I told my wife that I would be home by midnight promise! Well, the hours passed and the beer was going down way too easy. At around 2:30 a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, I realized she'd probably wake up, so I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself, having a quick-witted solution, even when smashed, to escape a possible conflict. The next morning my wife asked me what time I got
    in, and I told her twelve o'clock. She didn't seem disturbed at all.
    Whew! Got away with that one! She then told me that we needed a new cuckoo clock. When I asked her why, she said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "oh shit," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and
    then farted.
     
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    ohhhh man, that's one of the better jokes i've heard in a while, great :) :)
     
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