Custody Battle

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Guest, Aug 19, 2002.

  1. Guest

    Guest Guest

    The scene was a tiny mountain village in a remote section of West
    Virginia. An old mountaineer and his young wife were getting a
    divorce in the local court. But custody of the children was a

    The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that
    since she had brought the children into this world, she should
    retain custody of them.

    The old mountaineer also wanted custody of the children. The
    judge asked for his side of the story and, after a long moment of
    silence, the mountaineer slowly rose from his chair and replied,
    "Judge, when I put a dollar in a candy machine and a candy bar
    comes out, does it belong to me or the machine?"


  2. Guest

    Guest Guest

    ;D ;D ;D ;D