EPOod on the road
See that 500mm gap in the traffic - its mine!
Fausto Coppi - the true cycling God
There is just a thin layer of lyrca between me naked and you baby!
Yes - I shave ALL the way up
What's in the bottles - ask my doctor
Do my hands get cramp from holding these bars all day long? Nah, my right hand is used to it
I like looking at other riders butts all day long
No, its not a pistol - I am pleased to see you
I've got more(I'm making up while sitting here) but I'd better leave some to you guys
