Cycling is better than sex

Discussion in 'Cycling Training' started by Spider1977, Dec 31, 2003.

  1. Spider1977

    Spider1977 New Member

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    OK cycle trainers. Be honest. Would you prefer to go on good hard ride on the road bike or have sex.

    This one is for boys and girls to answer.
     
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  2. Cipher

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    Why choose? (Why not both?) :D
     
  3. edd

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    I've been married for 30 years, this is a silly question.....

    except for when the magpies are swooping, then you gotta get a sweat up some how, I guess sex is as good an activity as any.
     
  4. jhuskey

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    How about being ridden hard by a sexy female cyclist. Compromise is great;)
     
  5. ebrunner

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    My bike never has a headache, and I can last a lot longer on the bike.
     
  6. kylefox

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    just a thought... have your wife ride in front of your bike butt naked. It's the carrot before the horse theory... you are guaranteed to finish that course faster than you ever have (great cardio workout) and you both get rewarded at the end.
     
  7. Mouse Potato

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    That would only work if she can ride at least as fast as you can, and she either considers riding suitable foreplay, or wants to stay away. Otherwise neither of you are going to get to the end. Nice try though. ;)

    By the way, the number and percentage of "Can't recall" votes is rather scary... :eek:
     
  8. jhuskey

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    Yeah, but my bike has flats. You know the feeling just when you get into a rhythm you have to dismount make repairs and start over.Try putting mirrors around your bedroom. It probably won't help but you can see her headache from 15 different angles.
     
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    I've never cum from riding a bike.

    Maybe I'm just not into cycling enough.
     
  10. ebrunner

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    Yes, it certainly is beneficial when your tire is pumped up. Fortunately, I don't get flat tires, it's just that the bloody tire wears out too quickly.

    The mirror suggestion sounds good; unfortunately I don't think it will enhance bedroom endurance, although it will help me to examine my form, and smooth out my stroke.
     
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    I think she should at least be allowed to wear shorts w/ chamois. Delicate parts and all;).
     
  12. stevek

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    one word tandom (G)
     
  13. zewol

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    bike all the way...we'll for the time i'm single!!! ;-)
     
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    This fails to account for the fact that at least some of us ride our bikes for hours on end to ESCAPE our wives. ;->
     
  15. ouzo

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    yeah, why not both. I've dont it often enough, either before or after being on the bike. somehow after a long bike ride I always feel up to a wife ride. :D

    headaches ???? I've only been married 3 months, she does not know what a headache is yet. hehehe
     
  16. jhuskey

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    The difference between a wife and a flat on your bike!
    After two years the flat still sucks.:(
     
  17. Mouse Potato

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    Interesting typo... were you thinking "tandem", or "condom"? ;)
     
  18. Mouse Potato

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    So follow stevek's suggestion, but put your wife on the back. :D
     
  19. Spider1977

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    Ah - the joys of youth:rolleyes:
     
  20. edd

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    If you want to reproduce children - sex is better

    If you want to reproduce your best TT performance - cycling is better
     
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