Cycling Joke

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by melodyeye, Jun 28, 2010.

  1. jusumortal

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    Only cyclists can relate:

    There’s nothing like inhaling thick diesel exhaust from a large truck, especially because it only happens when you’ve been pedaling extra hard and you really need that deep breath of fresh oxygen.
     


  2. jusumortal

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    Only cyclists can relate:

    Headwinds just seem to follow you. A windy day means a tough ride, but only one way, right? Wrong, you change directions and so does the wind.
     
  3. jusumortal

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    Only cyclists can relate:

    “This is the last bike I’ll purchase”. How many times do we tell ourselves this lie? You’re going to buy another, trust us.
     
  4. jusumortal

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    Only cyclists can relate:

    You pull up to a red light, sure that it will turn green soon so you stay clipped in and wait. Impatience grows, you unclip, and then surely enough the light turns green.
     
  5. jusumortal

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    Only cyclists can relate:

    The more miles you ride, the better the beer tastes. For some reason, long Saturday morning rides that end with an ice cold beer are the most satisfying thirst-quenchers of all time.
     
  6. jusumortal

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    It's funny how helium weighs only 0.13 times as much as air and what it can do for your tires is amazing.
     
  7. jusumortal

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    When is a bicycle not a bicycle?

    When it turns into a driveway!
     
  8. jusumortal

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    Why can't you take a nap during the Tour de France?

    Because if you snooze, you lose!
     
  9. jusumortal

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    What did the little boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

    Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep!
     
  10. JB Fernandez

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    Maybe the chick wasn't hot enough for him, the bike is more appealing so he chooses the bike. Hahaha
    I wonder what's the reaction of the chick upon getting dumped by the guy. Hahaha
     
  11. Kakashi

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    I have a good prayer for cyclists and it goes like this.

    'Dear God, if there's such a thing as reincarnation then please may I return as a ladies bicycle seat.'
     
  12. Kakashi

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    Cyclist Oneliners:

    'I believe in riding with protection.'
    (Looks at girls helmet)

    'Babe, want to go for a ride?'

    'I like your frame', (winks)
     
  13. jusumortal

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    MY MESSAGE FOR ALL CYCLISTS OUT THERE:
    LIFE IS TOO SHORT. JUST BUY THE DAMN BICYCLE!
     
  14. jusumortal

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    I’m not afraid to say I’m too much of a wuss to do this myself. Have you ever sat in a tub filled with ice water... on purpose?
     
  15. jusumortal

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    The perfect bike for lazy people with no balance. The guy in this funny picture won’t have to worry about unclipping in time before falling.
    [​IMG]
     
  16. jusumortal

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    The perfect bike for lazy people with no balance. The guy in this funny picture won’t have to worry about unclipping in time before falling.
    [​IMG]
     
  17. jusumortal

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    YOU ONLY HAD ONE JOB! Well, if you ever wanted the “pole position”, this is how to get it.
    [​IMG]
     
  18. jusumortal

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    EATTING RUBBER......
    Ouch! I hope this never happens to any of you.
    [​IMG]
     
  19. Kakashi

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    Hey Jusumortal here's 2 for you

    If you were my girlfriend, I promise I'd
    never tyre of you.

    I hope you're not spoke-en for.
     
  20. Kakashi

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    I wheelie, wheelie want to ask you on a date.

    I can't handle-bars, but Id love to go out on a date
     
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