Cycling Jokes.



bykster

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Nice one! I read one and have been telling it to people for a while which is in similar vein. Comes off better when you say it though.

Q: Why can't bicycle stand up on its own?

A: Because it's too tired.
 

goldenmaine

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Feb 16, 2015
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Those jokes are funny! haha. Here is one that is funny but true.

Q: Why Is Sex Like Riding A Bike?

A: You can do it by yourself, but it's usually not as much fun.

It's always great to have company in both activities. Haha. It also needs lots of energy. Haha.
 

swalia

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A biker was riding down the street and on his back he had a note saying "if you can read this than my mrs has fallen off!!!!
 

jusumortal

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Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.
 

Kakashi

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…and to think I only met you after bringing my bike in so you could set my wheels straight. True love!