Cycling Jokes.

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  1. cycle93

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    What kind of jokes do you know in connection with cycling, or bicyclers?


    Q: Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?
    A: Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.
     
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    Nice one! I read one and have been telling it to people for a while which is in similar vein. Comes off better when you say it though.

    Q: Why can't bicycle stand up on its own?

    A: Because it's too tired.
     
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    goldenmaine New Member

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    Those jokes are funny! haha. Here is one that is funny but true.

    Q: Why Is Sex Like Riding A Bike?

    A: You can do it by yourself, but it's usually not as much fun.

    It's always great to have company in both activities. Haha. It also needs lots of energy. Haha.
     
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    A biker was riding down the street and on his back he had a note saying "if you can read this than my mrs has fallen off!!!!
     
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    I like y'all's jokes! I usually love puns!
     
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    What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

    Bicycle petals!
     
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    Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

    Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.
     
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    …and to think I only met you after bringing my bike in so you could set my wheels straight. True love!
     
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