Cycling Jokes.

What kind of jokes do you know in connection with cycling, or bicyclers?


Q: Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?
A: Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

 

Thats funny!

 

Nice one! I read one and have been telling it to people for a while which is in similar vein. Comes off better when you say it though.

Q: Why can't bicycle stand up on its own?

A: Because it's too tired.

 

Those jokes are funny! haha. Here is one that is funny but true.

Q: Why Is Sex Like Riding A Bike?

A: You can do it by yourself, but it's usually not as much fun.

It's always great to have company in both activities. Haha. It also needs lots of energy. Haha.

 

A biker was riding down the street and on his back he had a note saying "if you can read this than my mrs has fallen off!!!!

 

I like y'all's jokes! I usually love puns!

 

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

Bicycle petals!

 

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

 

…and to think I only met you after bringing my bike in so you could set my wheels straight. True love!