Cycling Jokes.

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  1. cycle93

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    What kind of jokes do you know in connection with cycling, or bicyclers?


    Q: Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?
    A: Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.
     
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    You've posted this joke for like three times already. It's completely redundant. :(
     
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    Greg's grandmother started cycling at 97 years old. She has been doing ten miles per day – and now he doesn’t know where the heck she is!
     
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    "I have too many bikes!", said no cyclist ever.
     
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    What does Biking and Sex have in common?

    You can do it alone but it's more fun with a friend. Hahaha
     
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    MY MESSAGE FOR ALL CYCLISTS OUT THERE:
    LIFE IS TOO SHORT. JUST BUY THE DAMN BICYCLE!
     
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    Why are bank tellers not allowed to ride bicycles?

    They tend to lose their balance.
     
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