Cycling jokes


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Jul 5, 2016
Unites States
Cycling Jokes

Q: What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
A: Bicycle petals!
Q: Why can't a bicycle stand up on its own?
A: Because it's too tired!
Q: What do you call a bicycle built by a chemist?
A: Bike-carbonate of soda!
Q: Why couldn't Cinderella win the bicycle race?
A: She has a pumpkin for a coach!
Q: What's the hardest thing about winning the Tour De France?
A: Telling your parents that your gay!
Q: What do you call a professional cyclist who just broke up with his girlfriend?
A: Homeless
Q: Do you know what is the hardest part of learning to ride a bike?
A: The pavement.
Q: What do you call an artist who sculpts with bicycle parts?
A: Cycleangelo
Q: Why are bank tellers not allowed to ride bicycles?
A: They tend to lose their balance.
Q: What does a bicycle call its dad?
A: Pop-cycle
Q: What did the little boy take his bicycle to bed with him?
A: Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.
Q: Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?
A: Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.
Q: "What do you call a crazy pavement?
A: A cycle path.
Q: Why can't you take a nap during the Tour de France?
A: Because if you snooze, you loose!
Q: What do you call a bicycle with a bed on top?
A: bedridden
Q: Why do bicycles fall asleep?
A: Because they're tired.
Q: When is a bicycle not a bicycle?
A: When it turns into a driveway.
Q: What is a ghost-proof bicycle?
A: One with no spooks in it.
Q: Why Is Sex Like Riding A Bike?
A: You can do it by yourself, but it's usually not as much fun.
Q: How do you know you've married a cycling addict?
A: You laundry has more bike jerseys than clothes


New Member
Jul 5, 2016
Unites States
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Public Bathroom Jokes - Funny jokes for adults
Bob walks into a public bathroom and notices a guy with no arms standing next to a urinal.
As Bob takes care of his business, he wonders how the poor soul is going to take a leak.
Bob finishes and heads for the door, but figures he should ask the man if he needs help.
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But as Bob goes ahead, unzips the man, and pulls his ***** out, he encounters all kinds of mold, red bumps, moles, scabs, scars, and other unpleasant-looking things.
The armless man asks Bob to kindly point it... then shake it, put it back and zip it. So Bob, gathers his courage, shuts his eyes and does so. "Thank you very much, sir!" says the armless man.
"No problem," says Bob
"but what the hell is wrong with your penis?"
The guy pulls pulls his arms out of his shirt and says
"I don't know, but I ain't touching it!"


New Member
Jul 5, 2016
Unites States
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Feb 9, 2018
She told me to tie her up and do anything I want. So I did. CTTO


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Feb 3, 2018
What does Cycling and Sex have in common?

"Chains, Velcro, Lycra, Leather and Rubber:p"