What with all the excitement over boony watching the cricket and making assorted Australian certified comments in response to Richie et al surely there is some opportunity to make a cycling doll. What are the options: Ullrich doll - shakes uncontrollably whenever the "The biggest loser" is on. Armstrong doll - keeps shouting "No gifts" whenever "The price is right" is showing. Cadel Evans doll - starts crying whenever he hears german spoken on TV. Valverde doll - Only moves and dances when he hears spanish on SBS. O'Grady doll - starts yelling expletives and goes red when he hears McEwan on TV.