cyclingsingles.com

Hey, I've just seen this online dating site. Does anybody know how these things work? Are
they for real?

 

Oh my god, this is funny stuff.

http://www.cyclingsingles.com/members/search.jsp?a=getProfile&u=TheKoonich

Thanks, Ronde Champ

"Lee" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Hey, I've just seen this online dating site. Does anybody know how these things work? Are they
> for real?

 

"ronde champ" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:[email protected]...
> Oh my god, this is funny stuff.
>
> http://www.cyclingsingles.com/members/search.jsp?a=getProfile&u=TheKoonich
>

Looking for tthat special man with a large pump that can ride all night with me. Last
activity: Today

TheKoonichAge: 92 From: Landcaster, PA How He Describes Himself I can do it all. I was in the Air
Force, I discovered the internet, I was a motorcycle racer, I was a bike racer, I went to France
and I talk out my ass on rec.bicycles.racing. If you think you are that special someone who will
make my life komplete, email me at [email protected] Love ya! Tom

About His Match Kenneth Papai. But with hair.

About Him Hair color: Other

Eye color: Hazel

Appearance: I'm told that I'm very attractive

Body type: Disabled

Height: 7 ft 3 in

Ethnicity: White/Caucasian

Religion: I follow a philosophy, not a religion

Occupation: Student

Education: High school

Current income level: I'll tell you later

Drinking behavior: Drink daily

Smoking behavior: Smoke daily

Relationship status: Divorced

Any children?: I'll tell you later

Do you want children?: Undecided

About His Personality My Sign: I don't know anything about Astrology

My best friend would describe me as: Self-Absorbed sometimes

I am more of a: Morning person

My ideal place to live is a : Camping out

When it comes to my space: It's clean only as a last resort

When it comes to birthdays and other important occasions, I: Those kinds of things are not very
important to me

I would describe my fashion sense as: I'll tell you later

I usually work out conflicts by: Hoping they'll go away

I would describe my sense of humor as: I don't find that much to laugh about

When it comes to parties: It's not a party until I get there

I tend to be more of a: Loner

With free hours on a day off, I enjoy: Shopping

When it comes to work: I'm in-between jobs

If I attend religious services, I attend: I don't go unless somebody drags me

My political views tend to be: Very conservative

When it comes to money: I always wonder where it all went

When I am meeting a friend, I am generally: I'll tell you later

My favorite types of music are: Christian / Gospel

The kind of bike(s) I have are:: Racing/road bike Mountain bike Hybrid Touring bike Cruiser BMX
bike Cyclocross Multisport

The reason I ride is:: For competition

How often I ride:: Every day

I've been cycling for:: As long as I can remember

The kind of biking I enjoy most is: Stationary

 

Henry has been "REAL" bored.......

On 3/11/03 11:43 AM, in article s%[email protected], "Kurgan Gringioni"
<[email protected]> wrote:

>
> "ronde champ" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>> Oh my god, this is funny stuff.
>>
>> http://www.cyclingsingles.com/members/search.jsp?a=getProfile&u=TheKoonich
>>
>
>
>
>
> Looking for tthat special man with a large pump that can ride all night with
> me. Last activity: Today
>
>
> TheKoonichAge: 92 From: Landcaster, PA How He Describes Himself I can do it all. I was in the Air
> Force, I discovered the internet, I was a motorcycle racer, I was a bike racer, I went to France
> and I talk out my ass on rec.bicycles.racing. If you think you are that special someone who will
> make my life komplete, email me at [email protected] Love ya! Tom
>
> About His Match Kenneth Papai. But with hair.
>
> About Him Hair color: Other
>
>
> Eye color: Hazel
>
>
> Appearance: I'm told that I'm very attractive
>
>
> Body type: Disabled
>
>
> Height: 7 ft 3 in
>
> Ethnicity: White/Caucasian
>
>
> Religion: I follow a philosophy, not a religion
>
>
> Occupation: Student
>
>
> Education: High school
>
>
> Current income level: I'll tell you later
>
> Drinking behavior: Drink daily
>
>
> Smoking behavior: Smoke daily
>
>
> Relationship status: Divorced
>
>
> Any children?: I'll tell you later
>
> Do you want children?: Undecided
>
>
> About His Personality My Sign: I don't know anything about Astrology
>
>
> My best friend would describe me as: Self-Absorbed sometimes
>
>
> I am more of a: Morning person
>
>
> My ideal place to live is a : Camping out
>
>
> When it comes to my space: It's clean only as a last resort
>
>
> When it comes to birthdays and other important occasions, I: Those kinds of things are not very
> important to me
>
>
> I would describe my fashion sense as: I'll tell you later
>
> I usually work out conflicts by: Hoping they'll go away
>
>
> I would describe my sense of humor as: I don't find that much to laugh about
>
>
> When it comes to parties: It's not a party until I get there
>
>
> I tend to be more of a: Loner
>
>
> With free hours on a day off, I enjoy: Shopping
>
>
> When it comes to work: I'm in-between jobs
>
>
> If I attend religious services, I attend: I don't go unless somebody drags me
>
>
> My political views tend to be: Very conservative
>
>
> When it comes to money: I always wonder where it all went
>
>
> When I am meeting a friend, I am generally: I'll tell you later
>
> My favorite types of music are: Christian / Gospel
>
>
> The kind of bike(s) I have are:: Racing/road bike Mountain bike Hybrid Touring bike Cruiser BMX
> bike Cyclocross Multisport
>
>
> The reason I ride is:: For competition
>
>
> How often I ride:: Every day
>
>
> I've been cycling for:: As long as I can remember
>
>
> The kind of biking I enjoy most is: Stationary

 

That is just pasted in from the url referenced by RC.

If you use computers long enough, yes, even you, will learn how to use <cntrl-c> and <cntrl-v>

Steve, I have faith in you.

I have faith.

"steve" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:BA938D2F.31A60%[email protected]...
> Henry has been "REAL" bored.......
>
>
>
> On 3/11/03 11:43 AM, in article s%[email protected], "Kurgan Gringioni"
> <[email protected]il.com> wrote:
>
> >
> > "ronde champ" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> > news:[email protected]...
> >> Oh my god, this is funny stuff.
> >>
> >> http://www.cyclingsingles.com/members/search.jsp?a=getProfile&u=TheKoonich
> >>
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Looking for tthat special man with a large pump that can ride all night with
> > me. Last activity: Today
> >
> >
> > TheKoonichAge: 92 From: Landcaster, PA How He Describes Himself I can do it all. I was in the
> > Air Force, I discovered the internet, I was a motorcycle racer, I was a bike racer, I went to
> > France and I talk out my ass on rec.bicycles.racing. If you think you are that special someone
> > who will make my life komplete, email me at [email protected] Love ya! Tom
> >
> > About His Match Kenneth Papai. But with hair.
> >
> > About Him Hair color: Other
> >
> >
> > Eye color: Hazel
> >
> >
> > Appearance: I'm told that I'm very attractive
> >
> >
> > Body type: Disabled
> >
> >
> > Height: 7 ft 3 in
> >
> > Ethnicity: White/Caucasian
> >
> >
> > Religion: I follow a philosophy, not a religion
> >
> >
> > Occupation: Student
> >
> >
> > Education: High school
> >
> >
> > Current income level: I'll tell you later
> >
> > Drinking behavior: Drink daily
> >
> >
> > Smoking behavior: Smoke daily
> >
> >
> > Relationship status: Divorced
> >
> >
> > Any children?: I'll tell you later
> >
> > Do you want children?: Undecided
> >
> >
> > About His Personality My Sign: I don't know anything about Astrology
> >
> >
> > My best friend would describe me as: Self-Absorbed sometimes
> >
> >
> > I am more of a: Morning person
> >
> >
> > My ideal place to live is a : Camping out
> >
> >
> > When it comes to my space: It's clean only as a last resort
> >
> >
> > When it comes to birthdays and other important occasions, I: Those kinds of things are not very
> > important to me
> >
> >
> > I would describe my fashion sense as: I'll tell you later
> >
> > I usually work out conflicts by: Hoping they'll go away
> >
> >
> > I would describe my sense of humor as: I don't find that much to laugh about
> >
> >
> > When it comes to parties: It's not a party until I get there
> >
> >
> > I tend to be more of a: Loner
> >
> >
> > With free hours on a day off, I enjoy: Shopping
> >
> >
> > When it comes to work: I'm in-between jobs
> >
> >
> > If I attend religious services, I attend: I don't go unless somebody drags me
> >
> >
> > My political views tend to be: Very conservative
> >
> >
> > When it comes to money: I always wonder where it all went
> >
> >
> > When I am meeting a friend, I am generally: I'll tell you later
> >
> > My favorite types of music are: Christian / Gospel
> >
> >
> > The kind of bike(s) I have are:: Racing/road bike Mountain bike Hybrid Touring bike Cruiser BMX
> > bike Cyclocross Multisport
> >
> >
> > The reason I ride is:: For competition
> >
> >
> > How often I ride:: Every day
> >
> >
> > I've been cycling for:: As long as I can remember
> >
> >
> > The kind of biking I enjoy most is: Stationary
> >

 

makes no difference.........

You still have too much time on your "hands"?

On 3/11/03 7:10 PM, in article [email protected], "Kurgan Gringioni"
<[email protected]> wrote:

> That is just pasted in from the url referenced by RC.
>
> If you use computers long enough, yes, even you, will learn how to use <cntrl-c> and <cntrl-v>
>
> Steve, I have faith in you.
>
> I have faith.
>
>
>
>
> "steve" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:BA938D2F.31A60%[email protected]...
>> Henry has been "REAL" bored.......
>>
>>
>>
>> On 3/11/03 11:43 AM, in article s%[email protected], "Kurgan Gringioni"
>> <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>> "ronde champ" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>>> news:[email protected]...
>>>> Oh my god, this is funny stuff.
>>>>
>>>> http://www.cyclingsingles.com/members/search.jsp?a=getProfile&u=TheKoonich
>>>>
>