Cyclist’s bad dream


New Member
Feb 16, 2004
A cyclist has a bad dream and goes to his priest.
Cyclist: Padre, I just had an awful dream. I’m not scared to die, but one single question bothers me. Are there any cycling races in Heaven, ‘cause that’s all I wanna do for eternity.
Priest: Son, I’ll pray for you and God will reveal me the answer for you.
The next morning, the cyclist returns to church.
Priest: Son, I have a good news and a bad news for you. The good news is that indeed, there are cycling races in Heaven. The bad news is that Saint Peter wrote your name on the starting list for tomorrow’s race.

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Active Member
Jul 13, 2015
Good joke, bad joke. Funny but not funny. Would be kind of like heaven to be able to ride all the time. I'm wondering if there are anymore cycling jokes here. I haven't heard too many, or even any. Certainly there are plenty of things to come up with.