Craggy Island is home to the Mel Gibson Clinic,a world-class leader in the treatment of sobriety disorders.
Under the guidance of well known specialist in sobriety disorders,Dr.Jack Hackett,the Mel Gibson Clinic can assist even the most afflicted to escape the most disturbing effects of reality. Our dedicated professional staff will ensure,through a comprehensive programme of alcoholic abuse,that all your troubles will recede into insignificance and the world will once again start to make sense.
The treatment programme commences with an introduction to the fine lagers of Europe and as the patient's palate is developed,an appreciation of the subtleties of the ales of Britain and Ireland follows and leads into the third phase of Belgian beers and Doppelbocks.We at the MGC have found that most patients will be sufficiently able, after this initial course of treatment,to deal with the demons of sobriety.However,if further treatment is indicated,a week long course of inebriation from Bundaberg Rum has been found to be most effective.
We at the MGC understand that sobriety affects families to
ur programme includes instruction in such spousal issues as fridge re-stocking,bottle opening,correct methods of pouring and the provision of snacks in order that the patient's nutritional balance is maintained.The difficult issue of spousal obedience is also addressed.We take the view that "The Family that Drinks Together...Links Together!".
For the most severe cases,we are pleased to advise that we are affiliated with the world-renowned Courtney Love Centre.
We offer hope in an uncertain world and we leave you with our motto..."Scum Rises...Gold Sinks".
