Davitamon-Lotto -- not a good look

Discussion in 'Road Cycling' started by John Forrest Tomlinson, Feb 14, 2006.



  1. John Forrest Tomlinson wrote:
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    > http://www.cyclingnews.com/news.php?id=photos/2006/features/davitamon_pres/robbie-mcewen


    Aw, you're just jealous because you know the ladies
    go crazy for those little sailor outfits.

    After seeing the Russian Olympic women's speedskating kit:

    <http://www.nbcolympics.com/2006/0214/5106709_640X480.jpg>
    <http://www.nbcolympics.com/speedskating/5106733/detail.html?qs=1;s=1;dm=ss;p=speedskating;w=400>

    I can no longer criticize any cycling team. Also, I fear
    permanent damage to my vision.
     
  2. [email protected] wrote:

    >John Forrest Tomlinson wrote:
    >
    >
    >>http://www.cyclingnews.com/news.php?id=photos/2006/features/davitamon_pres/robbie-mcewen
    >>
    >>

    >
    >Aw, you're just jealous because you know the ladies
    >go crazy for those little sailor outfits.
    >
    >After seeing the Russian Olympic women's speedskating kit:
    >
    ><http://www.nbcolympics.com/2006/0214/5106709_640X480.jpg>
    ><http://www.nbcolympics.com/speedskating/5106733/detail.html?qs=1;s=1;dm=ss;p=speedskating;w=400>
    >
    >I can no longer criticize any cycling team. Also, I fear
    >permanent damage to my vision.
    >
    >
    >

    She looks amazingly like a 34 year old mother, though, doesn't she?

    Poor taste in clothes, a bit heavy below the waist, very little make up,
    .....
     
  3. Jim Flom

    Jim Flom Guest

    "Colin Campbell" <[email protected]> wrote ...
    > She looks amazingly like a 34 year old mother, though, doesn't she?
    >
    > Poor taste in clothes, a bit heavy below the waist, very little make up,


    Are you kidding? Look at photos 6 and 7 of 20. She is a Russian babe.

    JF
     
  4. Colin Campbell wrote:
    > [email protected] wrote:


    > >After seeing the Russian Olympic women's speedskating kit:
    > >
    > ><http://www.nbcolympics.com/2006/0214/5106709_640X480.jpg>
    > ><http://www.nbcolympics.com/speedskating/5106733/detail.html?qs=1;s=1;dm=ss;p=speedskating;w=400>
    > >
    > >I can no longer criticize any cycling team. Also, I fear
    > >permanent damage to my vision.


    > She looks amazingly like a 34 year old mother, though, doesn't she?
    >
    > Poor taste in clothes, a bit heavy below the waist, very little make up,
    > ....


    Dude, speedskaters have big quads. It kind of goes with the
    territory. I'm in no position to trash talk 34 y.o. moms. Anyway
    if you stop hanging around Walmart, you might realize they're not
    so bad looking after all.

    I have noticed that all speedskaters, male and female, look like dorks
    with the cowl of their skinsuit on, and significantly better once they
    rip it off. They usually rip it off just after crossing the finish
    line. This could be because it's hot and uncomfortable, but I
    prefer to think they know the importance of not looking like a dork
    during their 10 seconds of TV face time. Cyclists could use such
    an option.
     
  5. [email protected] wrote:

    >Colin Campbell wrote:
    >
    >
    >>[email protected] wrote:
    >>
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    >
    >
    >
    >>>After seeing the Russian Olympic women's speedskating kit:
    >>>
    >>><http://www.nbcolympics.com/2006/0214/5106709_640X480.jpg>
    >>><http://www.nbcolympics.com/speedskating/5106733/detail.html?qs=1;s=1;dm=ss;p=speedskating;w=400>
    >>>
    >>>I can no longer criticize any cycling team. Also, I fear
    >>>permanent damage to my vision.
    >>>
    >>>

    >
    >
    >
    >>She looks amazingly like a 34 year old mother, though, doesn't she?
    >>
    >>Poor taste in clothes, a bit heavy below the waist, very little make up,
    >>....
    >>
    >>

    >
    >Dude, speedskaters have big quads. It kind of goes with the
    >territory. I'm in no position to trash talk 34 y.o. moms. Anyway
    >if you stop hanging around Walmart, you might realize they're not
    >so bad looking after all.
    >
    >I have noticed that all speedskaters, male and female, look like dorks
    >with the cowl of their skinsuit on, and significantly better once they
    >rip it off. They usually rip it off just after crossing the finish
    >line. This could be because it's hot and uncomfortable, but I
    >prefer to think they know the importance of not looking like a dork
    >during their 10 seconds of TV face time. Cyclists could use such
    >an option.
    >
    >
    >

    OK, so my attempt at humor was a failure -- again.

    I know about big quads, since I spend time at the velodrome. Connie
    Paraskevin Young, Marty Nothstein (in his track, as opposed to roadie,
    days), and many others have duly impressed me with their leg development.

    I remember going to US Nationals in Blaine, MN in 1992. On Saturday
    night, we sat in front of two young women who were obviously body
    builders, though one of them was pregnant. They said, "We came to see
    some BIG thighs!" They went away happy, with Ken Carpenter, Paul Swift,
    young Marty, and Nick Chenowth among the riders on the track.
     
  6. Jim Flom wrote:

    >"Colin Campbell" <[email protected]> wrote ...
    >
    >
    >>She looks amazingly like a 34 year old mother, though, doesn't she?
    >>
    >>Poor taste in clothes, a bit heavy below the waist, very little make up,
    >>
    >>

    >
    >Are you kidding? Look at photos 6 and 7 of 20. She is a Russian babe.
    >
    >JF
    >
    >
    >
    >

    I think you're right. I didn't go thru the entire slide show the first
    time. Quite a pleasant looking person!

    As I said below, another attempt at humor failed miserably. (Still
    think the clothes look odd, though.)
     
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