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WTF?
Carmichael's take: "I told Lance to kick himself in the a*s, or do something to that effect."
Lance's take: "I can't ride unless I bang my head on the ground a couple times and get real angry!"
Lance adopts new technique for shaking off wheel sucking Euskaltel riders...
Step one: ride over small child at side of road.
Step two: stomp on chainstay of eggshell carbon frame. use this as a "handycap" to quash rumours you
don't have the "same ol' kick".
Step three: if steps one & two fail, pull out foot or jam brakes on unexpectedly.
I wish Lance knew how to pop a "wheely". Would be a great finishing salute from a Texan. Much better
than a pacifier or NFL style end-zone dancing.
Carmichael's take: "I told Lance to kick himself in the a*s, or do something to that effect."
Lance's take: "I can't ride unless I bang my head on the ground a couple times and get real angry!"
Lance adopts new technique for shaking off wheel sucking Euskaltel riders...
Step one: ride over small child at side of road.
Step two: stomp on chainstay of eggshell carbon frame. use this as a "handycap" to quash rumours you
don't have the "same ol' kick".
Step three: if steps one & two fail, pull out foot or jam brakes on unexpectedly.
I wish Lance knew how to pop a "wheely". Would be a great finishing salute from a Texan. Much better
than a pacifier or NFL style end-zone dancing.
