To the select few (you know who you are).
Dear fellow cyclist:
Please lube your chain,
When you hear "on your left", don't veer to your left,
Jerseys have pockets, don't throw your trash on the ground,
Don't suck my wheel to the bottom of every climb,
Please lube your chain,
Replace your threadbare lycra shorts, I don't need to see that,
Get off your brakes, you're in a pace line,
Clean your bike,
True your wheels,
And please, for the love of God, lube your chain.
Dear fellow cyclist:
Please lube your chain,
When you hear "on your left", don't veer to your left,
Jerseys have pockets, don't throw your trash on the ground,
Don't suck my wheel to the bottom of every climb,
Please lube your chain,
Replace your threadbare lycra shorts, I don't need to see that,
Get off your brakes, you're in a pace line,
Clean your bike,
True your wheels,
And please, for the love of God, lube your chain.