May 05 The Dingus 8 takes shape deep in the heart of johnny's
garage...
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Into to the kitchen-
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Hello LBS!
Hi LBS. I broke my dingus 8's 'tube 51'
(hahaahahah in background)
aw that's awful dingus. Whaddya do to it?
I dunno I can't slip it in.
Try Vaseline epic deodorized Trojan lube?
Yeah. Still jambs.
Well, what color 'tube 51' do you need?
Uh uh. Blue?
Gnaw no blue. Red, brown, black, gottalotta yellow ones.
Well, red then.
Ok. I'll check. Can you hold?
Oh, sure.
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Hi LBS! What can we do for you?
Uh uh uh I'm waiting to get a 'tube 51' for a dingus 8.
No kidding! I handle all the Dingus here. What color do you want?
Well, red.
Gnaw. No red. Blue or yellow?
Uh uh uh Blue?
Sure thing. I'll get one . Can you hold dingus?
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Dingus! You there?
Uh yeah?
We sold the last 'tube 51' in uh February to a guy in
Minnesota.
Duhduhduhawaw no 'tube 51's. awwwww
NOPE hehehe But WE CAN ORDER ONE! From our supplier in Myanmar !!
Ok. I'll buy one. Any color.
Cool dingus!! Butt first we need a deposit! $150!
Gahhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Gee Mr. LBS, the last one I bought cost $17.98
Weel dingus, does your dingus 8 have the 'tube' internal star-ring
adaptor?
Duhwhat?
the internal star-ring adaptor stupid!
Gee, Mr. LBS. Idunno idunno idunno.
Look, bring your dingus down and we'll check it out.
Whew $150! Maybe I should go buy...