News Flash!!!
Rebley Falgs spotted in NM!
On a four-day drive from Berkeley to Memphis, TN, I noticed a large congregation of rebley falgs in, of all places, New Mexico. Many of them had their lord the Rebley Falg printed on their rather bizarre apparel, and their communication was almost, but not quite, comprehensible. Surprisingly, one of them had a cap that said Rebel (yea, correctly spelled, it was probably an offering from one of our kind), and, amazingly, had "Long Live Rebles" (yea, incorrectly spelled) written in Sharpie on the back of his shirt! He was "decked out" in the symbol we believe to be the Confederate Battle Flag (or Falg!) and appeared to be around 15, with beginning acne and a buzz cut. Also, he had glasses so thick it was a wonder he could see...
The creatures were usually squat and of heavy builds, and many of them were seen toting cheap, gold-plated "T" shapes around their necks.