Degrees of Blondes

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Guest, Aug 16, 2002.

  1. Guest

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    A blonde just totalled her car in a horrific accident.

    Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a
    scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived.

    "OH NO !!!!" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion
    that was stomped on by an elephant.

    Are you OK ma'am?" "Yes, officer, I'm just fine" the blonde chirped.

    "Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as he
    surveyed the wrecked car.

    "Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began.

    "I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops
    up in front of me.

    So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree!

    I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree!

    I swerved to the right and there was another tree!

    I swerved to the left and there...."

    "Uh, ma'am," the officer said, cutting her off,

    "There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles.

    That was your air freshener swinging back and forth."

    ;D
     
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  2. JSWin

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    Lol! No, that was really funny. The air freshener. Lol. Make sure that no matter what you put on that lipstick.
     
  3. swalia

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    Here's another funny one-

    Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet? Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!!
     
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