Deserved a swift response...
- Thread starter tonyzackery
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Sex kitten presents her assets for a new contract signing...with bonus! Look at dat girl smile for da wet T-shirt podium!
Sagan would have had big fun on that stage.
Well, hell! So would I!
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Sagan would have had big fun on that stage.
Well, hell! So would I!
Err...Energy NOW!!! A perfect sponsor! Let's press dem buttonz!
The only thing that would deserve a mo' swifter reesponse would be a money shot from Lancer, The God of Cycling Himself, hosing down a busty podium decoration in a too tight dress donated by Mikey Ball (Rock & Republic logo on da butt fo' bonus points!).
Who dat?
Swiftest response!
My God! Even da King Of Do Good likes to shoot his load!
Amgen! It'll keep your blood supply going to the right places!
Good shot, ol' Burnsides!
Who dat?
Swiftest response!
My God! Even da King Of Do Good likes to shoot his load!
Amgen! It'll keep your blood supply going to the right places!
Good shot, ol' Burnsides!
A mo' swifta response!
I KNEW I should have dropped out of med school and become a pro cyclist!
Look at her! Just look at that dirty little ****...standing there just begging for it!
Someone should write to the organizers of da Vwelltah! And tell them to skip the bicycles and cut right to da chase! This could be almost as good as...Lingerie Football!
I KNEW I should have dropped out of med school and become a pro cyclist!
Look at her! Just look at that dirty little ****...standing there just begging for it!
Someone should write to the organizers of da Vwelltah! And tell them to skip the bicycles and cut right to da chase! This could be almost as good as...Lingerie Football!
Somebody needs to have the difference between Slovakia and Slovenia explained to them. /img/vbsmilies/smilies/wink.gif
slovakguy probably wouldn't have put the little winkie thing on his correction. /img/vbsmilies/smilies/ROTF.gif
Part of being the bigot that BigotBob is is being able to commit whatever whatever offense a neanderthal throwback could want against a woman. It's part of his America. In fact, he's likely a little depressed that the Steubenville boys were found guilty. After all, in BigotBob's America, iffin' you're not lynching minorities you should be raping and beating women.
"Bob if you could get as much mileage out of an interal combustion engine as you do a post I think you solve the energy crisis."
Campybob...so Green even Hussein Obummer approves!
With Chesapeake, Anadarko, Appalachian, Gulfport, Rex and the rest fighting over my dirt...I think we solved it last year!
I just hope I didn't get any in Tone Loco's eyes!
Campybob...so Green even Hussein Obummer approves!
With Chesapeake, Anadarko, Appalachian, Gulfport, Rex and the rest fighting over my dirt...I think we solved it last year!
I just hope I didn't get any in Tone Loco's eyes!
"Who knew this would turn into a ******* fest, translated literally... splashing water."
I think I'm turning Javanese, I really think so!
"Somebody needs to have the difference between Slovakia and Slovenia explained to them."
There is no difference. They're both tiny, insignificant little countries that start with the letter 's'. One was owned by the Czechs and the other by the Yugos.
Oh...Wilier is nearest to slovenia, but with ever increasing insignificance has its' bikes subcontracted to the Chinese on Taiwan that palm of their manual labor to the Chinese on the mainland who, in turn, have learned the phrase, "UPS drop shipment!".
I think I'm turning Javanese, I really think so!
"Somebody needs to have the difference between Slovakia and Slovenia explained to them."
There is no difference. They're both tiny, insignificant little countries that start with the letter 's'. One was owned by the Czechs and the other by the Yugos.
Oh...Wilier is nearest to slovenia, but with ever increasing insignificance has its' bikes subcontracted to the Chinese on Taiwan that palm of their manual labor to the Chinese on the mainland who, in turn, have learned the phrase, "UPS drop shipment!".
CampyBob...the early years:
In pre-school I learned that with a pocket full of snow and they'ld follow you thru the gates of hell!
Next week, tune in for a swift response to the outrage over the aloof treatment of Umbrella chicks!
Ima sorry, sweetheart! Noa boobies...noa Denis! Das how vee roll in Soviet Roosia!
In pre-school I learned that with a pocket full of snow and they'ld follow you thru the gates of hell!
Next week, tune in for a swift response to the outrage over the aloof treatment of Umbrella chicks!
Ima sorry, sweetheart! Noa boobies...noa Denis! Das how vee roll in Soviet Roosia!
